A pretentious blog for a pretentious gal.
Movies, cartoons, cats, pizza, porn; really just things I enjoy.

secretrainbowpigeons:

I can’t believe the US is gonna rename the World Cup to Uncle Sam’s Soccer Slamdown when it wins

(via shouldnt)

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ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks, via disorder)

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my meals in the summer

breakfast:3pm
dinner:11pm
more food:1am
midnight snack:4am
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meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

(Source: meladoodle, via quite-serendipitous)

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d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via queen-crispy)

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